Dude Demoralizing Chick On The NYC Bus After She Complained She Was Late
“You know what it is? You upset because you got a bullshit ass job…and you late to your bullshit ass job. Because you can’t buy a car cause you got a bullshit ass job”
“Wake yo ass up early, put the fuckin dumplings down, and get on the bus”
You know what the best part of all this was? That old Jamaican woman getting berated for being an annoying asshole on public transportation. But you know what was a really close second? The fact that they were on the fucking 12:13 bus! All that talk about being late to work and we’re talking about a bus at fucking noon. You woulda thought it was like 7am bus stuck in traffic not arriving till like 9. Nope. Just a bunch of people trying to make it to work on time when their job starts in the middle of the afternoon. Fucking perfect.
PS – You know whats worse than being stuck on a crammed, late bus with a Jamaican woman complaining to the bus driver? Being stuck on a crammed, late bus with a Jamaican woman complaining to the bus driver AND a dude who thinks its Stand Up At The Apollo and has decided to argue with her as loud as he possibly can. Could potentially be worse than all the Asian girls playing the recorders on the subway.